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I was travelling down to Albany to visit a friend. Half way through, I needed to use the toilet really badly, so I stopped at a roadhouse. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying "'Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the toilet and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" So the other guy says "So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? By this point, I'm thinking it's pretty bizarre that a stranger expects to converse while on the toilet so I replied "I'm probably like you, just travelling?" At this point I wanted to get out of there as fast as I could when the dude asked another question… "'Can I come over?" Well, this question was just too weird for me. But I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him "I'm a little busy right now!" Right then, dead silence… then I heard the person say (nervously) "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's a guy in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."
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MAR 19 - You'll be able to cut to the chase as the changing Moon enters your third house of communication, joining assertive Mars. Good news may be coming your way; at the very least it'll be much easier to talk to people and deal with situations that normally stress you out. Reach out to your siblings and neighbors now - share tea and conversation with someone special this afternoon.Read other star signs here
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